This is my Gamer Chili recipe — a modified version of one that Rob Donoghue (there he is again!) threw at me earlier this decade. It got the “Gamer Chili” moniker for being very easy to throw together the morning before a game, and with a big enough crock pot (I usually do a double batch, but my slow-cooker is pretty high capacity), it can easily feed a table of 6-8 hungry gamers. I may have posted it somewhere before, but it’s always good to get out there.
Variants include throwing in a cup of ditalini or macaroni pasta half an hour before it’s done, which can soak up liquid when the chili is being especially wet. The presence of the pasta can also mitigate the feeling of “denseness”.
Hardware
- Slow cooker (high capacity if you have it)
- Measuring spoons and cup
Software
- Ground beef (1-2 lbs depending on “meatiness” desired), browned and drained separately
- 1 jar of medium salsa
- 1 can of diced tomatoes
- 1 6oz can of tomato paste
- 1 red pepper, diced
- 1 yellow pepper, diced
- 1 green pepper, diced
- 1-2 onions, chopped
- 1 can of (dark) red kidney beans
- 2-4 cloves minced garlic
- 2 teaspoons white sugar
- 1/4-1/2 cup tequila (proportional to beef)
- 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- 1 1/2 tablespoons ground cumin
- 1 tablespoon chili powder
- 1 tablespoon dried basil
- 2 tablespoons dried oregano
- 1 tablespoon (saigon) cinnamon
Procedure
Brown ground beef separately, draining off the fat. Combine with other ingredients in a hot pot. Cook High for 3-4 (you can double this and go low, but the flavors blend almost too much, and our experience with it is that the high method works best, keeping the flavors more distinct and “bright”). Serve, eat.
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http://rdonoghue.blogspot.com Rob Donoghue
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http://rdonoghue.blogspot.com Rob Donoghue
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http://www.johnraingame.com Justin D. Jacobson
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Michael Johnston
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Telf
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http://www.orava.org Petri Wessman
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